What Your Favourite Pie Says About You

A not-so-serious personality breakdown by Byron Gourmet Pies

Let’s be honest — the pie you reach for says a lot about you. Are you bold and adventurous? Comfort-loving and nostalgic? Or maybe you’re just here for the pastry. Whatever your flavour of choice, we’ve psychoanalysed it (very unscientifically) so you don’t have to.

Here’s what your favourite Byron Gourmet Pie says about you:

The meatlovers crew:

🥩 Organic Fine Diced Steak

You’re classic with high standards. You probably read ingredient labels and own a keep cup. You believe in quality over hype — and this pie proves it.

🌶 Thai Chicken

You like a little spice, but not too much. You own a yoga mat (even if you never use it), and you once went to Thailand and still talk about it.

🥩 Organic Steak

You’re down-to-earth, reliable, and always bring your own tupperware. You secretly love routine and think plain is a compliment.

🔥 Pepper Steak

You like your food (and life) with a bit of a kick. You probably own a motorbike or at least thought about it. Drama? Never far away.

🥓 Steak Bacon and Cheese

You believe more is more. You're the life of the BBQ, the master of the snack platter, and your motto is why choose one when you can have all three?

🍛 Curry Steak

You live for flavour and don't shy away from bold decisions — like switching to oat milk and learning to salsa in the same week.

🌿 Chicken Pesto

You’re fancy but chill. A foodie with a soft spot for comfort. You’ve probably been to Italy… or at least watched a lot of "Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy."

🍝 Bolognaise

You love tradition. You’ve got “Nonna energy,” even if you're 23. You cry watching old Disney movies and always bring extra napkins.

🐟 Tuna Mornay

You’re not afraid to be different. You’re either very bold or very coastal — possibly both. You order anchovies on pizza and aren’t sorry.

🌭 Sausage Rolls

You’re no-fuss and fun. You like footy, road trips, and you’re everyone’s favourite mate to call in a crisis (probably with a six-pack and a roll in hand).

🌶 Mexican Beef Pie

Spicy, sociable, and a little bit messy — just like taco night. You always know where the party’s at… and you’re usually hosting it.

🥜 Chicken Satay

You’ve got global tastes and a calm energy. You're the friend that brings peanut sauce to a picnic. Everyone loves you, even if they don’t admit it.

🧀 Chicken Mornay Pie

You’re pure comfort in human form. Soft, warm, probably obsessed with vintage op shops and have a playlist full of 2000s soft rock.

Gluten-Free Crowd — We See You

🌶 Gluten Free Thai Chicken

Still spicy, just smarter. You like flavour and feeling good. You’re also the person who actually reads the back of a food label.

🥩 Gluten Free Organic Steak

You're classy with a twist — a little more polished, a little more niche. You pack kombucha in your picnic basket.

🌮 Gluten Free Mexican (Vegan)

You fight for the planet and for good food. You have a reusable straw and strong opinions about guac.

🥕 Gluten Free Gado Gado (Vegan)

You’re eclectic, creative, and probably own a collection of woven baskets. You journal. And your handwriting is suspiciously neat.

🍛 Gluten Free Curry (Vegan)

You’re warm, soulful, and a little mysterious. You listen to world music and always bring the best food to potlucks.

🥣 Gluten Free Curried Lentil (Vegan)

You’ve mastered adulting. You're sustainable, balanced, and probably give excellent advice. Also: you love leftovers.

🧀 Gluten Free Spinach & Cheese Roll

Wholesome with just enough edge. You’re the kind of person who bakes and rides a skateboard.

🌭 Gluten Free Sausage Roll

You’re here for the classics, but you're nobody’s fool. You’ve got the best of both worlds — a rebel with gut health goals.

The Veggie Crew

(Yes, we think you’re cool.)

🌯 Mexican Vegetarian

You’re fun, you love sharing food, and you have big “host a taco night with fairy lights” energy.

🍜 Gado Gado

You're low-key enlightened. You own a hammock, drink herbal tea, and know three ways to make tempeh taste good.

🌿 Spinach and Pesto

You’re sophisticated and probably wear linen. You know where all the good farmer’s markets are and grow basil on your windowsill.

⚡️ Energy Roll

You’re always on the move. Gym? Trail run? Early morning swim? This roll is basically your spirit snack.

🧀 Spinach & Cheese Roll

You’re comforting, reliable, and just a bit cheeky. Everyone wants to sit next to you at brunch.

Vegan Vibes Only

🍆 Ratatouille (Vegan)

You’re artsy and nostalgic. You probably cried watching Pixar’s Ratatouille. You use words like “mouthfeel” and own enamel cookware.

🥬 Gado Vegano (Vegan)

You're a true original. You compost, thrift, and somehow make cashew cheese taste better than the real thing.

🍛 Curry Vegani (Vegan)

You’re grounded and warm. You give great hugs and always bring chai to the picnic.

🧡 Curried Lentil (Vegan)

You’re practical, soulful, and full of wisdom. You read food blogs and can whip up a nourishing bowl with your eyes closed.

So… What’s Your Pie Personality?

Whether you're a steak traditionalist, a vegan flavour chaser, or a gluten-free gourmet, we’ve got the perfect pie to match your vibe.

At Byron Gourmet Pies, we’ve been handcrafting pies with love in Byron Bay since 1992, blending old-school comfort with new-school flavour in every flaky, golden bite. From hearty steak and pepper pies to satay, gado gado, and spicy vegan lentil delights, our range celebrates the diversity of Aussie pie lovers everywhere.

👉 Find your favourite (or try something new) at www.byrongourmetpies.com.au and embrace your delicious destiny.
One bite and you’re in the family.